Goddess Goodies: Jellied Brain Cupcakes

I have had these cupcake molds about as long as I have had the tea-cup molds I used for my Earl Grey Cupcakes, I've just been waiting for the right moment to break them out. Halloween is always the right moment for jellied brains, right?

For these cupcakes, I decided a bone-white and red-velvet mix would be more than theatrically suitable for my purposes. I used boxed cake mix, but instead of following the exact directions/proportions on the back of the box I did the following: I replaced the oil with butter and doubled the amount, replaced the water with milk, and added an extra egg. I blended with my hand mixer until fully combined.

I kept the mix separated until it was about to go into the cupcake liner. I filled the bottom of the liner with the bone white cake mix, and topped it in the center with red velvet. I made sure to spread the red velvet around for a slightly runny effect.

After they were removed from the oven, I used a frosting spackle and carved a hole on the top of each cupcake. I scooped out about a teaspoon worth of cake, and stuffed the resulting hole with strawberry jelly. For smaller cupcakes (which I made with the remaining batter) you can simply use a large frosting tip to get the puncture work done.

Once the displaced cake had been replaced, I went to work on the frosting. I whipped up a simple batch of buttercream frosting. I then "capped" the skulls with a neat layer of the frosting.

The end result was both spooky and delicious. Have a fun and safe Halloween!

xoxo, Ali 

What I've Been Reading: GIRLBOSS

Yes, this book entirely deserves its own post. If you are a small business owner and have any sense of humor, you must read this book... no, you must devour this book. If you aren't interested, watch this video.

         

Interested now? Yeah, I thought so. Sofia Amuroso opens her life and details how she went from a "crust-punk freegan" to the CEO of a multi-million dollar fashion company. This is not quite the traditional business how-to or the classic Cinderella story. Sofia's advice feels like your big sister teaching you how to curl your eyelashes, effortless and low key, but always honest. Though she didn't always know her shit, she figured it out and is eager to share her learning process. I cannot recommend this book enough. It gives great advice on subjects from dealing with your customers to writing a resume and holding down a job. From the first page she whips you int #GIRLBOSS shape with her wit and divine sense of herself. Furthermore, you do not complete the book with an idea of her as a heroine, you leave with a "how-to" of how to become your own hero.

Treat Yo-Self Tuesday: Rose Shaped Apple Pie

Happy July, everyone! For the first reinstatement of Treat-yo-self Tuesday, I decided to switch it up a bit. I've seen these gorgeous rose petal pies all over websites like pinterest and tumblr, but always thought "I so do not have the patience to make one of those" but as summer started to set in, I began to miss all of my favorite winter foods; pie being one of them. Though nothing is more "fourth of July" than Apple pie, I hate eating anything that is overly bread-like during the summer, and crust on crust definitely falls into that category. This pie takes half the crust out of the equation, thus making it more tart like (and y'all know how much I love tarts).  I pictured this as a lighter version of the pie I wanted to revisit from the winter months.
If I were to make this pie again, I think I would use a mix of apples and pears for the petals. I wanted to make this a bit more savory with the spices I used (see below), but I think the pears would help achieve that perfect flavor goal. Not to mention the contrast of colors would be gorgeous, even after baking.

The Crust

1 Cup All Purpose Flour

1/3 Cup Butter

1 tsp Salt

2 tbs Cold Water

Isn't this the cutest baking dish? It's vintage with a full apple pie recipe on the inside! 

1. I used a very simple crust so not to overshadow the flavor of the baked apples. Start by combining the flour and the salt.

2. Soften the butter and work into the flour mixture with a fork. 

3. Add the cold water and mix until an even ball of dough is formed. 

4. Dust a flat surface with flour (and your rolling pin too, for that matter) and roll the dough until it is 1/8th inch thick. I have heard this thickness compared to that of a banana peel. If this helps you judge depth, more power to you. 

5. Roll the dough into a hotdog to transport it to your baking dish (which I forgot grease- it turned out fine, actually.) Unroll and lightly press into place. Trim the sides and perforate with a fork for even baking. I had some crust left over so I decided to make a mini version of this pie in a ramekin! 

The Filling

7-8 Apples

1/3 cup Granulated Sugar

2 tbs Cinnamon

1 tsp Garam Masala

1 Pinch Nutmeg

1 tsp pure Vanilla Extract

1. Cut the apples into thin slices using either a vegetable peeler, a mandoline, or your trusty knife. 

2. Place them in a medium sized bowl and coat them in the sugar, cinnamon, garam masala, nutmeg, and vanilla extract. 

3. Let them sit until they become slightly more pliable. 

The Rose

1. Place six pats of butter scattered around the inside of the unbaked pie crust. Scatter another few table spoons of sugar and cinnamon overtop the butter. 

2. When you can bend the apples easily, pick one that is especially easily maneuvered and roll that as tight as you can. This will be the center of your rose. From there, build outward until your rose is about the size of your palm. Place this in the center of the pie crust. I find it easier to use the stronger pieces to shape the general structure of the rose (post placing it into the crust), and then fill in with the more bendable pieces. In the end you should get something looking like the photograph below. 

3. Bake on 400 for 20-25 minutes until golden all the way through, and slightly bubbling between the petals. 

Some Thoughts on Blogging

A few days ago, Steffy of the blog Steffys Pros and Cons posted yet another gorgeous outfit. Her striped crop top, vintage floral skirt, and sun hat were right in line with her spot on sense of fashion. It's what loyal readers, like myself, have come to expect from her blog over the years. What was not so typical about this post is that Steffy included some of her own thoughts regarding the world of blogging. I found them both interesting and thought provoking, and wanted to use her statement as a jumping off point for some of my own thoughts about blogging.

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"this blog has done wonders for me, but sometimes i have to admit i quite dislike it (not you, but it). these pictures, this writing, this space-- it does not really capture even 1/30th of me. sure, i've tried to share snapshots of where i work, or where i walk to, or the meals that end up in my digestive tract, but none of that can portray how i FEEL. how i talk, how i laugh, how i think. i am a human being, just a human being with a camera taking pictures of all of the best moments in my life. it doesn't differentiate me from anybody else, really. anybody can have a blog, anybody can take photos on the day that they dress up, and anybody can create a "brand" for their life. my brand and me, we are two different monsters. sometimes i just hope that the world knows that." Steffy Kuncman - Steffy's Pros and Cons 

 What she so brilliantly articulated feels almost like a "duh" moment to me, but I realize I've felt that way about blogs I've read over the years in addition to blogs I've written. I feel like the blogging world can be as bad as media in the way that it holds those who choose to subscribe to its content to a certain standard that is never quite obtainable. We have begun to dismiss promotional ads in magazines as "photoshopped" and "fake" but aren't blogs supposed to be real? Aren't they supposed to represent real people in their real lives doing real things? 
Unfortunately, no. Like Steffy pointed out, anyone can post the best parts of their life on a blog, and anyone can misread the best parts of that person's life and take it as the whole of their life. This admission from Steffy is one of the few times I've seen a blogger acknowledge that the person so many readers seem to put on a pedestal isn't the same as the person who finds themselves in front of the camera week after week. As Steffy acknowledges in her bio, "i think the little things in life matter most, so i share my little things here."Steffy Kuncman - Steffy's Pros and Cons These parts of her life, these parts of my life are just that, parts. 
In her category, I believe that is a lot easier to make clear cut, to define boundaries. As a predominant fashion blogger, she has limitations over what she directly influences. For lifestyle bloggers such as myself, the boundaries are a bit more fuzzy. If this blog has a different feel to you, dear readers, that's because it should. I have started this blog three different times over the past two years and always found myself doing things to try to make the blog itself more interesting, things that were out of my normal routine and things I felt silly doing. I always intended this blog to be an "honesty project" of sorts. Since starting this blog on this platform, I have made sure to always remain true to myself. You'll never get the full picture of my life or any of the other bloggers lives, but just know that most of us are not super human. We still have to do laundry in order to wear the clothes you see us in, we still have to wash the dishes we cook our meals in, we still have to clean our apartment before we take pictures you see on our blogs, and we all have that one drawer in our home where we stick all of the things we have no idea where to put. 
Talk to you guys soon, 
Ali 

Family Dinner Friday: Goat Cheese and Walnut Hors D'oeuvres & Spring Quinoa Salad

Good morning, everyone. Have you had a good week? Not so much? Well I've got the perfect thing to start your weekend off right, a simple dinner that is healthy, light, and flavorful. I got the salad recipe from here, though I decided to take out the olives because this salad really does not need them. That and I absolutely hate olives. This salad has so many complex and delicious flavors, the saltiness of the olives would definitely detract, in my opinion. The hors d'oeuvres are an original recipe that is the product of my girlfriend experimenting in the kitchen. She first tried them with a drizzle of honey, but since this particular brand of goat-cheese already had honey in it, that was a no-go. 

I realized after I had taken the pictures of the salad that I had forgotten to add the chickpeas! Silly me, but luckily it just took a quick stir and they were fully incorporated. 

Walnut H'ors D'ovures:

Roasted Vegetable Ritz Crackers

Honey Goat Cheese

Walnuts

1. Smear as much or as little goat cheese on a Ritz Cracker as you would like

2. Stick a walnut on top

3. Enjoy - these are delicious, easy, with priceless presentation value

Quinoa Salad:

1 1/3 Cup Uncooked Quinoa

2 2/3 Cup Water

1/4 Cup Red Onion

1 Cucumber

3 Medium Tomatoes

1 Can Garbanzo Beans (Chickpeas)

Feta

2 Ripe Avocados

For the Dressing:

1 Lemon

Olive Oil

2 Cloves Garlic

Salt/Pepper

Oregano

1. Wash the quinoa, and boil it in the water until cooked

2. Chop the cucumber, tomato, and red onion

3. Combine with the Garbanzo beans and Feta

4. Stir in the cooked quinoa

5. Add the juice of one lemon to a separate bowl. Add an equal amount of Olive Oil to the juice. Press the garlic into the same bowl, add a dash of salt, a crack of pepper, and a few shakes of Oregano. Whisk until fully combined.

6. Drizzle over the entire salad and stir to combine. 

7. Cut up the avocado whichever way you see fit, I find it easiest to make a grid pattern across the avocado with a knife, and scoop out the rectangles with a spoon.

8. Disperse the avocado around the bowl, or incorporate it with the rest of the salad.